Silly Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon Sailor Stars by stormwalker628

Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars

Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars

 

Warning: Spoilers are contained within, so if you didn't want to know that Sailor Moon defeats Sailor Galaxia then... oops.

 

Caution: This is very... not serious.

 

Note: Sailor Moon, and any other series I manage to throw in here aren't owned by me.  Sailor Moon was created by Naoko Takeuchi.

 

Scene one, just after everyone comes back to life in the final episode:

                "Now is our happiest moment, isn't it Haruka," Michiru said as she gazed up at the night sky.

                "Yes," Haruka responded.  Setsuna snorted and turned her head away.

                A concerned Haruka looked at her, "Is something wrong?"  Behind them the door to the school opened and the inner senshi walked out.  Setsuna didn't say anything so Haruka put her hand on Setsuna's shoulder.  Setsuna shruged the hand off.  "What?  What's eating you Setsuna?"

                "I can't believe you killed me,"  Setsuna said with a scowl.

                "What?" Haruka asked in shock.

                "You heard me, it's not like you did it by accident.  You killed me on purpose."

                Walking up behind them Rei said, "She what?"

                "She killed me, Hotaru too."

                "It's not like we had a choice," Michiru said, putting her arm around Haruka.

                "I can understand killing Setsuna, but how could you kill Hotaru?"

                Setsuna glared at "What's that supposed to mean?"

                "Well, you always seem to pop up with bad news, but Hotaru is just a small girl."

                "That's still no reason to kill me," Setsuna said.  "And she can blow up the planet," she mumbled under her breath.

                "Look, I'm sorry I killed you" Haruka yelled, "at least you came back."

                Hotaru started to sniffle.  Usagi put her arm around the smaller girl, "look, you made her cry."

                Haruka threw her hands up in disgust, "That's it, I'm leaving."  She slipped into the driver's seat and started the car.  Michiru hopped into the seat next to her.

                Setsuna jumped off the car and said, "Don't kill anyone else tonight."

                "Shut up," Haruka retorted and then drove off.

               

 

Scene two, the battle with Neherenia:

 

                "Stop!  Stop! Stop!" Neherenia screamed and threw Usagi against a wall.  She covered her face with her hands, "Don't look at me with those sympathetic eyes!  Dislike me!  Hate me!"

                Usagi looked at the floor, tears forming in her eyes. 

                She was about to speak when she was startled by the squeaky voice of an old man, "Aww, you're too pretty to hate, let Uncle Happi cheer you up."  Neherenia looked down at the withered old man that had attached himself to her breasts.  Happosai smiled up at her and she screamed as she tried to pry him off.  He leaped off, taking her top with him, and attached himself to Usagi, "What's your name cutie?"  She jumped up screaming and tripped over her feet, landing face first on the floor.

                Happosai squirmed his way out from under Usagi and looked back at Neherenia who was vainly trying to cover herself.  "Sweet-o," he said as he launched himself at her.  Neherenia screamed and waved her hand around.  The room was filled with the sound of tinkling glass as the mirrors containing the senshi shattered.  Happosai took one look at the assembled sailor suited warriors, or more accurately at their short skirts and skintight costumes and attached himself to Sailor Pluto.  He dodged Pluto's fist and started hopping from one beribboned bosom to the next.

                Neherenia took advantage of the confusion to get next to Usagi.  "Moon Princess," she said, "I propose a truce to wipe out that creature."

                Usagi nodded then called out, "You evil pervert, in the name of the moon, and women everywhere, we will punish you.  Get him guys!"  And the sounds of 9 magical girls and one deranged, mirror-loving princess trying to stomp a perverted martial artist faded into the night.

 

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Scene three, during the battle with Galaxia, before the Inner Senshi get shot:

 

                Galaxia stepped down from her golden throne and leveled a glare at Sailor Moon, "I was thinking of having fun by hurting you, but you'll regret that you talked to me that way."  She threw her hands up and prepared to attack when she was interrupted by a soft white light as another woman appeared.

                Everyone stared at the newcomer in shock, she wore ornate robes and had blue hair flowing down her back, There were two small circles on her forehead and a small frown on her face.  "So you have been causing this planet all of this trouble.  I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to stop."

                "What" Galaxia spluttered, "you can't tell me what to do, I'm the ruler of the galaxy.  Who are you?"

                "My name is Tsunami."  Tsunami paused as if listening to a far off voice.  "And I'm afraid that you only control fifteen percent of the galaxy."

                "What?  They told me eighty... nevermind.  I'll just take your star seed as well."  Galaxia glowed with a golden light and shot energy beams at Tsunami.  Sailor Moon tensed to save the newcomer, but before she could move Tsunami held up her hand and the beams ran into a wing shaped shield and disappeared. 

                "That wasn't very nice.  Now I have some family on this planet and I can't let you destroy it so I'm going to have to ask you to leave."  Everyone stared at her in shock.  "Oh, and I'm afraid that you'll have to return the life energy of the two people you stole it from."

                "No one tells me what to do," Galaxia snarled.  She fired more energy beams but these met the same fate as the first. 

                Tsunami sighed, "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."  With a snap of her fingers both Tsunami and Galaxia vanished. 

                Mars turned to Sailor Moon and Chibi-Chibi, "Did we just win?"

                Sailor Moon looked at her friend and said, "I don't know."

                Chibi-Chibi nodded sagely and said, "Chibi."

More Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon Sailor Stars.

 

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Scene four, On JAL Flight 135, right after the Senshi and Starlights defeated the stewardess parodies:

 

                "I'll be back with another plan," Sailor Aluminum Siren called as she stepped into her magic telephone booth and disappeared. 

                Eternal Sailor Moon looked at Sailor Star Fighter.  Sailor Mercury raised an eyebrow at Sailor Star Maker.  Sailor Jupiter stared at Sailor Star Healer.  Sailor Star Fighter gaped at Eternal Sailor Moon.  Sailor Star Maker leveled a cool gaze at the assembled Senshi.  Sailor Star Healer looked out a nearby window with a look of disgust.  Sailor Jupiter couldn't make up her mind and was trying valiantly to look everywhere at once.  Sailor Venus had her eyes closed and was rubbing her chin thoughtfully.  Then her head snapped up and she yelled, “I got it.”  Everyone in the room looked at her in confusion.  She raced to the corner and grabbed a bucket of water.

                "Wait, what are you going to do with that?" Sailor Star Fighter asked, taking a step back.

                In reply Sailor Venus threw the bucket of water on Sailor Star fighter and watched as she turned back into a male.  There was a loud klunk as Eternal Sailor Moon fainted.

                "Hah, I knew it," Sailor Venus called triumphantly.  "I saw a case of this when I was in London."

                "Wha, what is it?" Sailor Mars hesitantly asked.

                "Mmm," Sailor Jupiter said while nodding her head, "Jusenkyo, very tragic curse."

                Sailor Venus looked at Sailor Jupiter quizzically.  "How do you know about Jusenkyo?"

                "Well, I have mentioned my sempai once or twice, he had a Jusenkyo curse.  So did one of his fiancees."  Sailor Jupiter scratched her head and said, "What I'm wondering is how you three got the curse."

                Sailor Star Fighter walked over to Sailor Star Healer and smacked her on the back of the head.  "That's the last time we let you pick landing co-ordinates."

 

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Scene five, Usagi's dining room, :

 

                "Hurry, Sailor Moon," Sailor Mercury called as she and the other Senshi tried to hold the Sailor Starlights down.  In the background Sailor Sommelier rubbed his nose. 

                Usagi drew in a deep breath, raised her Eternal Tier… and sneezed with enough power to knock her back a step.  "What wa.." Sailor Moon was cut off by another sneeze.  Then Minako sneezed, banging her head into the wall. Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury all started sneezing, one after another.   "You evil ev.. achoo, evil parody.  How dare you use a, achoo, sneezing spell on us," Sailor Moon tried to say around sneezes.

                "Funny,” Sailor Uranus said, "it doesn't seem to be affecting Sailor Neptune or m.. achoo."

                Sailor Neptune sneezed and glared at her partner.  "You would have to bring that up," she said.  Then she sneezed three more times in rapid succession, followed by one sneeze from Sailor Moon, two from Sailor Jupiter, one from Sailor Mercury and five from Minako.  Sailor Sommelier looked around in confusion and said, "I don't even have any sneezing powers."

 

                In another district, two young men were sitting in a bedroom talking.  "I dunno Hiroshi, Sailor Jupiter is pretty hot too."

                "I'm telling you Daisuke, I only have eyes for Sailor Venus.  You can have the rest."

 

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Scene six, Ami's bedroom:

 

                Ami stared at the platinum haired women that had just come out of her computer screen.  "I get a what?" she asked in confusion.

                The woman sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose, "Ok, from the top.  My name is Urd.  I'm a Goddess.  You're getting a wish."

                "Why am I getting a wish?" Ami asked.

                Urd smiled, "You have a pure and kind heart so the heavens decided to grant you a wish."

                "With qualifications like that I'm surprised that Usagi didn't get a wish."

                Urd snickered.  "She did, how do you think she ended up with Mamoru Chiba."

                Ami rubbed her chin and said, "Somehow it fits."  She paused for a moment.  "I can wish for anything?"

                Urd's smile vanished, "Yes, anything.  Just please don't ask me to stay with you forever, it may have worked out with my sister, but it's not for me."

                Ami looked at her in confusion, "What are you talking about?"

                "Never mind, it's not important, just think about what you're going to wish for."

                Ami thought in silence for a moment, then a smile grew on her face, "I think I know what I want to wish for Ms. Urd."

                "It's just Urd, and what do you wish for?"

                Amy adjusted her glasses, pointed one finger to the sky and said, "I want to always do the best on tests."

                Urd's forehead glowed and a beam of light shot into the sky.  "That's an," Urd paused, then said, "interesting wish.  But it was granted.  Now I'm getting out of here, Mito Vice-Shogun is about to come on."  With that, Urd dove through Ami's computer screen.  Ami blinked twice then said, "Maybe I need to take a break."

 

Several years later:

                Ami walked out into the clinic's waiting room with a shell-shocked expression on her face.  Makoto moved slowly, her belly showing her advanced pregnancy.  "Well?" Makoto asked.

                "Yeah, how bad could it be?" Minako asked noting the expression on Ami's face.

                "Triplets," Ami murmured.

                "Wow," Minako exclaimed, "you even do better than us on medical tests."

 

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Thanks to Diese for giving it a once over.  Any comments, ect. to stormwalker628@usa.net