Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars
Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars
Warning: Spoilers are contained within, so if you didn't
want to know that Sailor Moon defeats Sailor Galaxia then... oops.
Caution: This is very... not serious.
Note: Sailor Moon, and any other
series I manage to throw in here aren't owned by me.� Sailor Moon was created by Naoko Takeuchi.
Scene one, just after everyone comes back to life in the
final episode:
��������������� "Now
is our happiest moment, isn't it Haruka," Michiru said as she gazed up at
the night sky.
��������������� "Yes,"
Haruka responded.� Setsuna snorted and
turned her head away.
��������������� A
concerned Haruka looked at her, "Is something wrong?"� Behind them the door to the school opened and
the inner senshi walked out.� Setsuna
didn't say anything so Haruka put her hand on Setsuna's shoulder.� Setsuna shruged the hand
off.� "What?� What's eating you Setsuna?"
��������������� "I
can't believe you killed me,"� Setsuna said with a scowl.
��������������� "What?"
Haruka asked in shock.
��������������� "You
heard me, it's not like you did it by accident.�
You killed me on purpose."
��������������� Walking
up behind them Rei said, "She what?"
��������������� "She
killed me, Hotaru too."
��������������� "It's
not like we had a choice," Michiru said, putting her arm around Haruka.
��������������� "I
can understand killing Setsuna, but how could you kill Hotaru?"
��������������� Setsuna
glared at "What's that supposed to mean?"
��������������� "Well,
you always seem to pop up with bad news, but Hotaru is just a small girl."
��������������� "That's
still no reason to kill me," Setsuna said.�
"And she can blow up the planet," she mumbled under her
breath.
��������������� "Look,
I'm sorry I killed you" Haruka yelled, "at least you came back."
��������������� Hotaru
started to sniffle.� Usagi put her arm
around the smaller girl, "look, you made her cry."
��������������� Haruka
threw her hands up in disgust, "That's it, I'm leaving."� She slipped into the driver's seat and
started the car.� Michiru hopped into the
seat next to her.
��������������� Setsuna
jumped off the car and said, "Don't kill anyone else tonight."
��������������� "Shut
up," Haruka retorted and then drove off.
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Scene two, the battle with Neherenia:
��������������� "Stop!� Stop! Stop!" Neherenia screamed and threw Usagi against a
wall.� She covered her face with her
hands, "Don't look at me with those sympathetic eyes!� Dislike me!�
Hate me!"
��������������� Usagi
looked at the floor, tears forming in her eyes.�
��������������� She was
about to speak when she was startled by the squeaky voice of an old man,
"Aww, you're too pretty to hate, let Uncle Happi cheer you up."� Neherenia looked down at the withered old man
that had attached himself to her breasts.�
Happosai smiled up at her and she screamed as she tried to pry him
off.� He leaped off, taking her top with
him, and attached himself to Usagi, "What's your name cutie?"� She jumped up screaming and tripped over her
feet, landing face first on the floor.
��������������� Happosai
squirmed his way out from under Usagi and looked back at Neherenia who was
vainly trying to cover herself.�
"Sweet-o," he said as he launched himself at her.� Neherenia screamed and waved her hand
around.� The room was filled with the
sound of tinkling glass as the mirrors containing the senshi shattered.� Happosai took one look at the assembled
sailor suited warriors, or more accurately at their short skirts and skintight
costumes and attached himself to Sailor Pluto.�
He dodged Pluto's fist and started hopping from one beribboned bosom to
the next.
��������������� Neherenia
took advantage of the confusion to get next to Usagi.� "Moon Princess," she said, "I
propose a truce to wipe out that creature."
��������������� Usagi
nodded then called out, "You evil pervert, in the name of the moon, and
women everywhere, we will punish you.�
Get him guys!"� And the
sounds of 9 magical girls and one deranged, mirror-loving princess trying to
stomp a perverted martial artist faded into the night.
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Scene three, during the battle with Galaxia, before the
Inner Senshi get shot:
��������������� Galaxia
stepped down from her golden throne and leveled a glare at Sailor Moon, "I
was thinking of having fun by hurting you, but you'll regret that you talked to
me that way."� She threw her hands
up and prepared to attack when she was interrupted by a soft white light as
another woman appeared.
��������������� Everyone
stared at the newcomer in shock, she wore ornate robes and had blue hair
flowing down her back, There were two small circles on
her forehead and a small frown on her face.�
"So you have been causing this planet all of this trouble.� I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to
stop."
��������������� "What"
Galaxia spluttered, "you can't tell me what to
do, I'm the ruler of the galaxy.� Who are
you?"
��������������� "My
name is Tsunami."� Tsunami paused as
if listening to a far off voice.�
"And I'm afraid that you only control fifteen percent of the
galaxy."
��������������� "What?� They told me eighty... nevermind.� I'll just take your star seed as
well."� Galaxia glowed with a golden
light and shot energy beams at Tsunami.�
Sailor Moon tensed to save the newcomer, but before she could move
Tsunami held up her hand and the beams ran into a wing shaped shield and
disappeared.�
��������������� "That
wasn't very nice.� Now I have some family
on this planet and I can't let you destroy it so I'm going to have to ask you
to leave."� Everyone stared at her
in shock.� "Oh, and I'm afraid that
you'll have to return the life energy of the two people you stole it
from."
��������������� "No
one tells me what to do," Galaxia snarled.�
She fired more energy beams but these met the same fate as the
first.�
��������������� Tsunami
sighed, "I was hoping it wouldn't come to this."� With a snap of her fingers both Tsunami and
Galaxia vanished.�
��������������� Mars
turned to Sailor Moon and Chibi-Chibi, "Did we just win?"
��������������� Sailor
Moon looked at her friend and said, "I don't know."
��������������� Chibi-Chibi
nodded sagely and said, "Chibi."
More Scenes you won't see in Sailor Moon Sailor Stars.
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Scene four, On JAL Flight 135, right after the Senshi and Starlights defeated the stewardess parodies:
��������������� "I'll
be back with another plan," Sailor Aluminum Siren called as she stepped
into her magic telephone booth and disappeared.�
��������������� Eternal
Sailor Moon looked at Sailor Star Fighter.�
Sailor Mercury raised an eyebrow at Sailor Star Maker.� Sailor Jupiter stared at Sailor Star Healer.� Sailor Star Fighter gaped at Eternal Sailor
Moon.� Sailor Star Maker leveled a cool
gaze at the assembled Senshi.� Sailor
Star Healer looked out a nearby window with a look of disgust.� Sailor Jupiter couldn't make up her mind and
was trying valiantly to look everywhere at once.� Sailor Venus had her eyes closed and was
rubbing her chin thoughtfully.� Then her
head snapped up and she yelled, �I got it.��
Everyone in the room looked at her in confusion.� She raced to the corner and grabbed a bucket
of water.
��������������� "Wait,
what are you going to do with that?" Sailor Star Fighter asked, taking a
step back.
��������������� In
reply Sailor Venus threw the bucket of water on Sailor Star fighter and watched
as she turned back into a male.� There
was a loud klunk as Eternal Sailor Moon fainted.
��������������� "Hah,
I knew it," Sailor Venus called triumphantly.� "I saw a case of this when I was in London."
��������������� "Wha,
what is it?" Sailor Mars hesitantly asked.
��������������� "Mmm," Sailor Jupiter said while nodding her head,
"Jusenkyo, very tragic curse."
��������������� Sailor
Venus looked at Sailor Jupiter quizzically.�
"How do you know about Jusenkyo?"
��������������� "Well,
I have mentioned my sempai once or twice, he had a Jusenkyo
curse.� So did one of his fiancees."�
Sailor Jupiter scratched her head and said, "What I'm wondering is
how you three got the curse."
��������������� Sailor
Star Fighter walked over to Sailor Star Healer and smacked her on the back of
the head.� "That's the last time we
let you pick landing co-ordinates."
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Scene five, Usagi's dining room, :
��������������� "Hurry,
Sailor Moon," Sailor Mercury called as she and the other Senshi tried to
hold the Sailor Starlights down.� In the background Sailor Sommelier rubbed his
nose.�
��������������� Usagi
drew in a deep breath, raised her Eternal Tier� and sneezed with enough power
to knock her back a step.� "What wa.." Sailor Moon was cut off
by another sneeze.� Then Minako sneezed,
banging her head into the wall. Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mercury
all started sneezing, one after another.��
"You evil ev.. achoo, evil parody.� How dare you use a, achoo,
sneezing spell on us," Sailor Moon tried to say around sneezes.
��������������� "Funny,�
Sailor Uranus said, "it doesn't seem to be affecting Sailor Neptune or m.. achoo."
��������������� Sailor Neptune sneezed and glared at her partner.� "You would have to bring that up,"
she said.� Then she sneezed three more
times in rapid succession, followed by one sneeze from Sailor Moon, two from
Sailor Jupiter, one from Sailor Mercury and five from Minako.� Sailor Sommelier looked around in confusion
and said, "I don't even have any sneezing powers."
��������������� In
another district, two young men were sitting in a bedroom talking.� "I dunno
Hiroshi, Sailor Jupiter is pretty hot too."
��������������� "I'm
telling you Daisuke, I only have eyes for Sailor Venus.� You can have the rest."
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Scene six, Ami's bedroom:
��������������� Ami
stared at the platinum haired women that had just come out of her computer
screen.� "I get a what?" she
asked in confusion.
��������������� The
woman sighed and rubbed the bridge of her nose, "Ok, from the top.� My name is Urd.� I'm a Goddess.� You're getting a wish."
��������������� "Why
am I getting a wish?" Ami asked.
��������������� Urd
smiled, "You have a pure and kind heart so the heavens decided to grant
you a wish."
��������������� "With
qualifications like that I'm surprised that Usagi didn't get a wish."
��������������� Urd
snickered.� "She did, how do you think she ended up with Mamoru Chiba."
��������������� Ami
rubbed her chin and said, "Somehow it fits."� She paused for a moment. �"I can wish for anything?"
��������������� Urd's smile vanished, "Yes, anything.� Just please don't ask me to stay with you
forever, it may have worked out with my sister, but it's not for me."
��������������� Ami
looked at her in confusion, "What are you talking about?"
��������������� "Never
mind, it's not important, just think about what you're going to wish for."
��������������� Ami
thought in silence for a moment, then a smile grew on
her face, "I think I know what I want to wish for Ms. Urd."
��������������� "It's
just Urd, and what do you wish for?"
��������������� Amy
adjusted her glasses, pointed one finger to the sky and said, "I want to
always do the best on tests."
��������������� Urd's forehead glowed and a beam of light shot into the
sky.� "That's an," Urd paused,
then said, "interesting wish.� But it was granted.� Now I'm getting out of here, Mito Vice-Shogun
is about to come on."� With that, Urd dove through Ami's computer screen.� Ami blinked twice then said, "Maybe I
need to take a break."
Several years later:
��������������� Ami
walked out into the clinic's waiting room with a shell-shocked expression on her
face.� Makoto moved slowly, her belly
showing her advanced pregnancy.�
"Well?" Makoto asked.
��������������� "Yeah,
how bad could it be?" Minako asked noting the expression on Ami's face.
��������������� "Triplets,"
Ami murmured.
��������������� "Wow,"
Minako exclaimed, "you even do better than us on medical tests."
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Thanks to Diese
for giving it a once over.� Any
comments, ect. to stormwalker628@usa.net
