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"Talking"
(Me Addin' Stuffs)
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Sakura, Lee and Naruto stood not far from what they thought was an Akatsuki hideout. Their mission was just to scout out the location, then report it to The Fifth Hokage so they could schedule an ambush. But why was their mission so..hard?It should have been easier for the Trio to trek through swamps and face the challenges of nature, but it hadn't been. For god sakes they were ninja, and were struggling to walk through a bog. Maybe it had been the rough training for all of them the day before; Naruto from the Sage, Sakura from the Fifth Hokage and Lee From Guy. But still, their current state was what you could call..pitiful.
The trio had their backs pressed against three trees away from the supposed lair, and they were catching their breath while devising a plan to assure that this truly was Akatsuki land. Lee's old wounds still held him back and Sakura could tell it as he walked. Not all of his Chakra streams were open anymore..
The medic-nin brushed her now long pink hair out of her face and straightened her dress. This was a bad day for her, in the worst of ways. It had started out as a screaming match at her mother over the phone; then onto her standing in the rain in what once was a pretty dress waiting for Neji to show up for their date (Which he didn't show up too), Then to Naruto running at her screaming about a mission and knocking her into the mud, Then it proceeded to Sai walking by and making dirty remarks. Now the day wasn't even over and she was stuck in the middle of nowhere with her dirty dress with next to no weapons. She looked down at her torn white dress, it had a pink ribbon on it earlier. Kami knows where that went, And her dress bottom had gotten all muddy from dragging on the ground. What the fuck had been so important about this mission that it had to be carried out right away and on spot?
Her day had been..Great. Just great.
And it didn't help that Naruto and Lee were optimistic as ever, making her look like a whining bitch about anything that she said.
"Naruto, Lee. I believe I have an idea how to scout out the entrance to the building behind us." She whispered, while motioning wildly for the boys to come closer to her. She just wanted to get this over with.
Lee was the first to walk up to her, Of course, With Naruto right behind him. But little did she know that her chest wrappings had become loose and that Lee's foot was ontop of the edge of her dress. Sakura was setting herself up for disaster and didn't even realize it.
She motioned for them to follow her to a safer location and was just about ready to run full speed to another tree when..
Rip.
It was the ugliest noise she had ever heard.
The shreds of white clothing fell to her sides, and she stood before two boys with overly large eyes.
"What the hell was that?" Sakura turned around and her wrappings fell to the ground with her dress. Then she knew.
Her cheeks got beat red and she tore off into the trees, arms desperately trying to cover herself from the other sexes intruding eyes.
Oh yes this day was fucking wonderful.
Hidan pressed the freshly lit cigarette to his lips and blew smoke into the night air, and right into the blonde-haired man's face.
"Keep that shit to yourself, yeah." Deidara spat, coughing and waving the smoke away from him.
The smoke that surrounded Deidara's head was blown away though by a sudden breeze that came from the miniature fan Tobi blew around his head.
"Tobi doesn't want Deidara-Senpai to get cancer!"
"Yeah..Whatever Tobi."
Everyone was constantly annoyed by Tobi's childish behavior. Most of them wondered how the hell Zetsu even got Pein to except Tobi into the Akatsuki.
The four where outside, Kakuzu sitting on the ground at their side sipping at a mug of coffee. They had gotten tired of Pein's bitching about the lair's current state and went outside for a breather. It wasn't their fault Itachi got pissed off when his nail polish went missing and broke things.
They stood (And Sat) in silence, the only sound noticeable the ruffling of the trees until Kakuzu occasionally sipped out of his coffee mug. But the silence didn't last long, Tobi's attention span was very short.
"Dei-Da-Raaa-Senpaaaii?"
The artist flinched, he hated when Tobi drawled out his name like that.
"What, Tobi?"
"I'm bored.."
Hidan kicked at the dirt in an annoyed fashion and puffed out more smoke.
"Why don't you go clean up Itachi's mess, Tobi? That would make Deidara-Senpai very happy!"
Deidara could tell that the young boy was smiling under his mask at Hidan's words and he grinned inwardly at Hidan's cleverness. Apart of him felt bad that he was letting the Jashinist use him like that as he watched Tobi bounce away, but then again deep down he just didn't really care anymore.
Then the trio enjoyed their 'well-earned' silence; Hidan smoking away, Kakuzu sipping at his coffee and Deidara staring at the stars.
That is until, A stark naked girl ran right infront of them so fast she looked like a pink streak. But not fast enough for their well trained eyes to not catch a very..lovely view.
Sakura skidded to stop and looked behind her, wondering who the hell she had just ran by. But what she saw probably was the rarest thing she'd ever see for the rest of her life, surpassing even seeing Gaara smile.
A strange stitch-man was choking on something, a cracked white mug at his feet while someone she recognized as Deidara had fallen over, eyes rolled back into his head. But the most comical expression she had seen, especially on an S-rank criminal's face was a man with white hair's expression. His eyes had gotten really small, the ciggarette tilted at an angle in his mouth while he stared foreward, not moving at all. Then the ciggarette fell from his lips to the ground and the man threw his hands into the air, head now tilted to the sky."
"Praise Jashin!"
Her jade eye twitched at the display as she realized who they were and who she had just run by, naked.
The Akatsuki.
Shit.
The Pinkette ran off into the woods then, wanting to get as far away from the three she had seen as possible.
WHAM!
She smacked into something hard, her breasts pressing up against it. Then she fell back on her ass, her head swinging in every direction.
"What the fuck was that?!"
"Goodness Zetsu, We haven't seen something like this since.."
"Please do not go there Zetsu, I do not wish to relive such a horror. I'll stick to Daisies.."
The Medic-nin looked up at the man who resembled a venus flytrap and ran like hell back to her partners, hand over her mouth to surpress her screams.
"Damn, see what you did Zetsu?" The Black side croaked.
"Apoligies, Zetsu."
And Sakura learned to never run away from her partners ever, even if she was naked. :D
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The End XD Please R&R..
