Dear
Readers,
There
are some moments in history
which resonate greatly
in the hearts and minds of good
men. The heroes
are praised, the
villains cursed, and
the fallen lamented.
Though the main players have died, for people here on Earth, those
moments, those ideas.......live forever in story.
Stories that show the struggle,
the glory,
the triumph.
Then
again, this is probably not
one of those stories. But I am sure you will all agr-eh?
Oh
no, don't you dare leave. No, I said don't
leave. Sit your ass
back down in front of
the computer now or I
swear to God you'll
regret it. Yes. That's right. Good, good. There we go.
Now,
uh......where was I? Aaah....there are some mo-wait, read that.
Uh.....Ok, I'll, uh, just skip this big huge block of flowery text
here and go on. This went on quite a bit.....ah, here we go.
AHEM.
The
following story you are about to read is/was real.
The participants are/were not
actors. It is not an imaginary
story, it is not a dream,
it is not a retcon, it
is not a hoax, it is
not a banana or a
cupcake. No profit has
been made or is being made from this story, so ignore
the black suitcases with unmarked, non-sequential 100
dollar bills and gold
boullion next to the exit.
This
is, after all, madness,
not Sparta.
Enjoy,
and don't worry, we'll take care of the rest.
-I.
Lewis Libby, Jr.*
*Disclaimer:
Sailor Moon is copyrighted Naoko Takeuchi. All rights are reserved.
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